Monday, May 21, 2018

Wild Wild West Monday with Gardner Fox

This has become kind of an annual tradition even if technically speaking Gardner Fox´ anniversary was Yesterday. But Today is a holiday - which nobody told me and I was about to leave the house to go shopping when my brother stopped me at the last minute - so I have a little time to write a post which hopefully will be much shorter than Yesterday´s mega post.


The reason why I can do this post so quickly is that I still have enough covers left from when I started these posts. As longtime readers already know I like to keep things diverse so since I did a post that was all about DC´s super hero comics last year this year we are going with an all western comics post. Yep, that´s not my first western comic post either. But before we get to the rest of the comic covers here are the links to the Gardner Fox posts I did in 2016 just in case : I did one about his superhero DC comics and also a second post about his science fiction comic work .


Wow, a new post in under 4 hours. That must be a personal best. Now one of the reasons why I could finish this up so quick is that there are no links for this post as I did not have to do any research and I have no old links bookmarked that are western comic related. Plus since I already covered Yesterdays birthdays in last year´s Gardner Fox post and Today´s celebrity birthdays in one of last year´s Janet Jackson birthday posts I am trying to do an entirely western themed entertainment section and we start with one of my favorite western comic book series growing up in Germany.



Originally I wanted to post a video with an extremely sexy latina in a bikini participating in a bull riding contest but the quality of the video was really and I don´t get enough opportunities to post videos of female wrestlers.



Here´s one of the best known german cowboy songs - at least for people from my generation - Thommie Bayer´s sad ballad of The Last Cowboy.



We continue with the best western cartoon of all times, Galaxy Rangers and yes, I currently rank it above Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs. For a long time I have planned to rewatch both shows but while I know where to find the Galaxy Rangers I have no idea where Saber Rider ended up.



Finally we are closing things Today with a David Carradine movie that I wanted to include in a previous post but then I had to leave it out.



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Saturday, May 19, 2018

By George ! The Infinity Gauntlet - part 1

Yesterday I overdid it a bit with physical exercises so Today I had planned to just relax and recuperate but because of stomach pains I decided to write another post. As I mentioned in my last post I don´t like to do two George Perez posts in a row but I wanted to write the next Marvel post about Ron Lim - whose date of birth is a big secret - and to be a bit more relevant to current things than usual on this blog I thought it would be a good idea to post something from the original THE INFINITY GAUNTLET.


But since George Perez did the first three issues of the series ( and a few pages of issue 4 ) I am doing this post first. There are a lot of speculations why George didn´t finish the book but I think I read somewhere that the last three issues were just too repetitive with the heroes rushing Thanos, Thanos defeating the heroes, the gods engaging Thanos in battle, Thanos defeating the gods etc. And if you compare the first three issues to the last three issues you can clearly see that there is some merit in that.


Now I have to say that I haven´t seen the new movie adaption of THE INFINITY GAUNTLET because quite frankly I am afraid. After the Spider - Man fiasko with Millenial Peter Parker 2.1 and the last Thor movie without Thor it will be a long time before I go to the movie theater to see another Marvel movie. I have seen the BLACK PANTHER movie which was almost okay although they had to put a lot of SJW stuff in there like putting all the women in the foreground. T´Challa was almost a supporting character in his own movie and after a while you wondered why Wakanda insisted on having a male head of state when all the women around T´Challa were obviously so much smarter, inventive and capable than him. Another big thing that wasn´t addressed is that if the nation of Wakanda really was that secluded and evolved without the interference of the white culture why weren´t there any topless women around ? Women covering their breasts was something that only started when the white imperialists started colonizing the african continents and imposed their religious and moral beliefs on the populace. Ergo in an african country that evolved without being colonized there should be no big taboo on nudity. Ergo more topless women. But I guess SJW feminists trump sociocultural facts.

Anyway, while I haven´t seen AVENGERS : THE INFINITY WAR yet I doubt that we will see an adequate adaption so this post also serves to convince all people who only watch the movies that it is NOT the same as reading the comics. Especially when the art is by someone like George Perez. 


Since we don´t have that many important celebrity birthdays Today I want to include some for the cult sirens from May the 16th starting with my number one sex fantasy of all times, the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson, the living blow up sex doll that walks.


She turned 52 and she has three solo posts besides three entries in my JLA cast . Despite this I only wrote about some comic book casting for which sexbomb Janet is just perfect in my most recent posts about her.


Kevin J. Taylor´s The Girl series based on her quasi audition for that role in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher .


If the teachers on our school would have looked like that I never would have skipped classes. I would even have gone to detention if Janet was the supervisor. I really wouldn´t mind getting a long oral exam from her !


It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious.


I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray. 


And because it´s an adult title Janet can even use her stripper moves and live out her sexual urges. Like during her Velvet Rope tour where she tied down male audience members and used them as her personal sex toys.


I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.


Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !


I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy. I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again. 


Continuing with the anniversaries of the 16th of May we have Tori Spelling who celebrated her 44th birthday. As baffling as it may seem I actually wrote about her - okay, mostly about her sexy dance in a hooker outfit on Beverly Hills 90210 - in a birthday post about Tiffani Amber Thiessen.


If you can call her wild fertility inducing movements dancing. She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera. But that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but in that scene she really squeezed her breast into a tight leather top and just pushed them straight in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment.

What I find a bit strange is how did such a scene get approved when her father was producing this ? Should I be concerned that Daddy dearest put it in the script or does this say more about his employees ? Maybe some disgruntled writers just decided to put his boss´ daughter into a hooker outfit and let her dance for him as payback for sleeping with his wife.

" Okay, Tori, do you think you can move more like a prostitute ? And we need to make the outfit sluttier. This is supposed to be a rock video. " 


I started watching Beverly Hills 90210 on the basis of Tori´s constantly growing boobs which was a product of her Dad´s financed surgery and Tiffani Amber Theissen´s exploding chest which was a product of nature. It helped a lot that Tiffani was often in bikinis or leather hooker outfits.

Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay guys, in the next four episodes Tiffani dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do at least one striptease and two nude sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... extreme rehearsal. We have to go over the scene ... orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffani was so often in bikinis on that show.


Speaking about hookers, besides appearing on Beverly Hills 90210 Tiffani also was on Saved by the Bell with Elizabeth Berkley who revealed her real stripper nature in Showgirls. The movie was called a flop when it first come out but in the meantime it has become a cult classic mainly based on Elizabeth´s stripper moves which left me no other chance than cast her as one of my alternate choices for the Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie .

She would get a different origin in which her rocket was bombarded by the radiation of pink kryptonite which turns all female kryptonians into super horny blow up sex dolls. Because of the long exposure to the pink kryptonite the effects would be permanent ( instead of only temporary like usual ) and Nympho Supergirl would have different powers like sex strength, peep vision, erection vision, perv hearing, orgasmic flight, ovaric speed, tantra healing, kama sutra flexibility, olympic stamina, multiple position memory, fellatio breath and deepthroat breath. I would say she also has the power to give all men giant erections making their pulsating dicks hard enough to cut diamonds as soon as they look at her but with Miss Berkeley´s super sexy stripper moves that´s a given.


But double jointed Elizabeth not only licks the chrome off your steelhard pole she has the all important " pumping pelvic thrust " move down to pat. I bet that comes in handy with that portable casting couch she allegedly has and I would not mind being at the receiving end of that a few hours.


After this little sexbomb trifecta tangent we get back to May the 16th with David Boreanaz who nears the big five o with 49 years.  He is best known as FBI Agent Seeley Booth from Bones but he started his career on Buffy and later the spin off Angel together with Charisma Carpenter who also was on Veronica Mars. I have three seasons of Angel on my to watch pile and with any luck I can get the others before I start so I can binge watch them all. One day when I can find them on amazon I´m even going to watch the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started.


One of these days I´ll have to get the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started since I came in at the tailend of that season - as usual. Besides Veronica Mars Charisma Carpenter was also in episode 11 of season 5 of Burn Notice where she showed she still can deliver the goods.

In Germany only the first three seasons of Burn Notice have come out on DVD and right now I´m halfway through season 2. I´m not sure if I should wait any longer to see if they will do the rest someday or just get them through imports. Now that I´m invested I want to know how it plays out and there is even a spin off with Bruce Campbell´s character Sam. In any case Charisma´s funbags alone are worth the price of admission . Daimn!


Pierce Brosnan has completed his 65th year and not only was he the best James Bond after Sean Connery he also had one of the best Bond girls who did a remarkable sexy dance ( not a striptease as she didn´t take her clothes off ) in The Last Boy Scout , teased us in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish and Monster´s Ball . She also appears in my Justice League of America movie casting and got even four solo posts .


Halle Berry is in my regular JLA casting posts as well as in my alternatives since it would be a dream come true to direct her. Of course I would insist on personally rehearsing the explicit sex scenes for hours after the rest of the crew has left the set - for the whole weekend. A very long weekend.


And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.


In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.


To Today´s audiences he is probably best known as Vixen´s Dad Breacher on CW´s The Flash or the title character from the Machete and Bad Ass films but move bad guy / anti hero Danny Trejo can look back on 74 years which started with the Andy Sidaris movie Guns among his earliest work.


Andy was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults. And his cast read like a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Pandora Peaks, Julie Strain , Shae Marks, Samantha Phillips and Julie K. Smith to name just a few of them.

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Longtime readers may be already tired of this but it seems that nowadays I can´t write a new post without mentioning hot sexbomb Becky Mullen .


Besides appearing as Sally, the farmer´s daughter on the first season of Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling and various guest appearances on every major tv show ( of which her most memorable is an episode of Married with Children opposite Pamela Anderson - see GIF above ) Becky starred in various erotic midnight movies including Sinful Intrigue. With all that said german audiences know her best from taking her clothes off on TUTTI FRUTTI. Her biggest contribution to american culture however is Hard Hunted and there are two other actresses from Andy Sidaris movies who appeared on TUTTI FRUTTI , Sandra Wild and Carolyn Liu. I wrote more on this in my special Andy Sidaris edition of Casting the JLA movie post .


Becky Mullen´s post is a spin - off that used to be in one post with Janet Jones Gretzky , best known for appearing in a white swimsuit in Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt .


Coming full circle the post also included Monique Sluyter and the Tutti Frutti girls but that part got too long and I had to give it a post of its own which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version . I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the aforementioned Casting the Justice League movie special and before getting a solo post she was regularly mentioned during the annual re - posts of italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura .

Now for the benefit of new readers who might have missed this I should probably explain what TUTTI FRUTTI was. There was a show called COLPO GROSSO from Italy with some dancers dressed as certain fruits who would dance to a special song and when the last refrain said " chin chin " they popped their tops and the candidates had to bet ( before they opened their tops ) if they had stickers of fruits on one of their breasts or not.

If they had fruits - or rather stickers with fruits - on them the candidates would win points and if they had enough of them they could get the Euro Girls ( which sounds much sluttier now as the official european currency is the Euro ), the women who represented the european nations to strip.


Who could get the most women the most naked was the winner and the points they would score were called country points or Länderpunkte, a word that has become a household expression in Germany. It´s not unusual to hear german tv viewers say : Well, we´re not going to see any Länderpunkte in this movie. Anyway, the show was done to promote the Ecu, the new currency for a United Europe ( no, that really didn´t work out that well ) but the important part was getting to see the girls strip.


The show was adapted by various countries and it was called AY QUE CALOR in Spain and TUTTI FRUTTI in Germany. In Germany it was the show nobody watched ( or at least admitted watching ) but everybody saw.

 
One of the main attractions of the game show TUTTI FRUTTI was of course sexbomb Monique Sluyter, the living blow up sex doll from the Netherlands who not only was in PLAYBOY multiple times but also a big factor in my obsession with Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe .


When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the Crisis on Infinite Earths fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of Justice League by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and Justice League Europe also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on Defenders. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of Justice League Europe I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.


For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and now that DC is back - paddling with their Rebirth initiative and restoring many things I am of course curious to find out what that means for Power Girl. As far as I know she has not yet appeared in the all new DC universe continuity so there might be a return to her former glory in store for her.


Speaking about the best Power Girl of all times in Justice League Europe, in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.


So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.


Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.


This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for those explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test on the casting couch. I have finally found some episodes of Snoop Dogg presents The Joker´s Wild and hot daimn, Jeannie Mai is spectacular !


By the way, if you are looking online for pictures of Jeannie Mai do not be surprised if you come across somebody who might look slightly familiar.

Because on the React videos there is also a hasian with the name Jeannie Mai - Jeannie Elise Mai to be exact - and besides starring in everybody´s favorite YouTube channel she apparently has done some model shootings.


I tried to verify it and came across a page that has a plethora of pictures of all the Teens React girls - some of whom even I was not aware of. In any case, there were so many pics that I will have to go over the site another day but here I am feeling guilty about posting a few animated GIFs about the lovely react babes and there are websites out there with a truckload of pictures. Man, I was thinking if I should continue posting the videos at all and now I´m finding out that I´m the least pervy guy on the internet.


Now when I started to watch these videos I was not looking for any hot chicks and was just interested what Today´s kids know about stuff from my generation. I think that were the first videos I watched, Kids React.

But like it is wont to happen kids grow up and Kids React became Teens React and as a guy I couldn´t help noticing how well some of the girls developed. And I want to add that in some cases - like with Becca - it took me quite some time to notice which for me is a sign that I was not paying attention to that. But at a certain point it becomes so obvious that you can´t ignore it any longer. Normally I add some videos from my bookmarks but there are some new ones with Kaelyn - who is slowly becoming a fan favorite for obvious reasons - and Jayka who is already a contender. The sad thing is that I am so out of touch with things in the real world that this is how I keep up to date. I have to watch Adults React videos on YouTube to find out who won the Eurovision Song Contest 2018.




Okay, as out of touch with current things as I am I HAVE heard of Lindsey Pelas who is the first celebrity birthday of Today. In fact I have posted one or two pictures of her on my blog without really knowing who Lindsey is.


Thanks to Google I now know that she is 27 years old, she was a PLAYBOY cyber girl and her incredible 32F ( ! ) - 22 - 31 measurements are all natural.

So far I have not seen any of the films in which she appears but judging from the GIFs I have found online that is something I will have to rectify.


What I have seen of her are some videos on YouTube from red carpet events which is ultimately the reason why I am mentioning her at all. For me it makes no sense to include somebody in the entertainment block if I don´t have a new video, a new picture or at least some links to old posts that I can include. Now in this video Lindsey is wearing what must be the best black dress I have ever seen and if you need any further proof about my cluelessness on trendy things : I thought Babes In Toyland is another movie Lindsey appeared in ( since there were so many other incredible mega busty sexbombs at this event ) when it is in fact a charity event.



With Natalia Oreiro who turns 41 I know a little bit more although I primary experienced the uruguayan fashion designer as a singer. She started her career in telenovelas and since 2008 she is working mostly as an actress.


I first saw Natalia Oreiro on german music tv of all things. Back when salsa and latin music first had a big impact on the global music industry - which was around the time when Ricky Martin became famous with Un Dos Tres Maria - there was a show called Viva Salsa or something and there I saw her video Tu Veneno. I really liked the song and the video ( especially her tight black leather catsuit ) so the next time I went home to Spain I found her album and it was on heavy rotation on my discman ( which is what we used to hear music before there were mp3 players - ask your parents ).



After this scantily clad cavalcade we return to comics as unbelievable as it sounds. What can I say ? Sometimes there are not a lot of hot women in this section and other times there are almost too many. Now since I wrote this post to pimp the comic version of Marvel´s cosmic universe I wanted to include some basic 101 knowledge in regards to The Infinity Gauntlet.


As I said before I haven´t seen the new Avengers movie yet so I don´t know if Adam Warlock even makes an appearance but if my german readers want to know more about him there are some unexpensive hardcovers available where you can get into the Starlinverse on the ground floor.



It´s not always easy to find an appropriate cartoon video for these posts especially if you want to keep things interesting for your readers and not just post another episode from an Avengers show. So from Jim Star - lin we come to Star - chasers which is at least a sci fi movie and I don´t think I ever heard of it. I don´t know how well regarded this film is - and judging from what I could see on Nostalgia Critic it is not seen very favorable - but as longtime readers of the blog know here it is more about unearthing lost pop culture items and let the visitors decide if it´s treasure or just trash.



Since there is no particular movie among my bookmarks that fits Today´s post or one that I have to post ASAP I am closing with a suspense classic.



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